if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck
the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.
what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song
That moment when you want tell a joke but you laugh so much that you can’t tell.
oh my god
guys for real im laughing so hard rn