partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck

abigaillx:

the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

elegently:

That moment when you want tell a joke but you laugh so much that you can’t tell.

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg


oh my god


guys for real im laughing so hard rn

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg

oh my god

guys for real im laughing so hard rn